🔥 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION — Straw Hat Frequencies Cotton Artist Shirt (All-Over Print) 🔥
(Originally painted LIVE during Mersiv's set in Jacksonville, FL 2025)
👁️🗨️ WHAT YOU’RE WEARING
You’re looking at a 100% cotton, full-coverage print shirt born from a live painting session, This isn’t “inspired by the show.”
This IS the show, scanned, remixed, and blasted edge-to-edge onto pure cotton.
🌈 WHY YOU WANT THIS SHIRT
- 100% Cotton — No microplastics, no itchy mystery chemicals
- Fully sublimated art — insanely detailed color wrapped around every inch
- Breathable + comfy — festival tested, dance floor approved
- Feels like a wearable canvas — not shiny polyester
- Earth & body friendly — your skin (and Mother Earth) say thank you
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS (IMPORTANT!)
This shirt is a natural fiber warrior with artwork fused onto it. Treat it with love:
✔️ Hang dry only
✘ Do NOT put in the dryer unless you want it to become a crop top
✔️ Cold wash, delicate cycle
✔️ Expect a little shrinkage, like all cotton humans
✔️ Good news: the colors stay loud as your favorite GRiZ drop
📏 FIT NOTES
🎯 Fits pretty true to size, but:
- The collar runs a little snug
- If you’re between sizes or like space to rage → go one size up
- If you prefer a slimmer fit → order your regular size
📐 SIZE GUIDE (aka “Choose Your Fighter”)
(Actual chest width measured flat — double for full circumference)
Small — 19” across (up to 5’6–5’9, 130–160lb vibe)
Medium — 20” across (5’8–6’, 150–185lb range)
Large — 22” across (5’10–6’2, 175–210lb movers)
XL — 24” across (built-for-bass bodies)
2XL — 26” across (cuddle-friendly)
3XL — 28” across (GRiZ-level hug machine)
⚠️ If you’re wondering what size to order:
Stop reading and buy the next size up.
Your future self will thank you!
Thousands of fans danced — Christopher painted — and this shirt now carries that moment in every pixel. You’re not just buying a shirt.
You’re wearing:
- A tribute to a legend
- The energy of a festival night
- A snapshot of psychedelic joy, music, community & flow
✨ WHO IS THIS FOR?
- Mersiv fans (duh)
- Music lovers
- Art heads
- Bass fairies
- People who dance like the trees are cheering
- Anyone who wants to be a walking rainbow
💥 LIMITED DROP
Throw it on.
Turn up the volume.
And if anyone asks where you got it…
Just smile and say,
“I lived it.” 🎷🌈💚